Awarded the Mac blade of my 5th successful intubation today. Best trophy ever awarded. Here it is all clean shiny, sterilized it because of all the saliva and puke it’s probably been through.
Puke master 5000! But wait……there’s more! That’s right, acquire the puke master 5000 now……and we’ll give you a gift……that’s right for free!……the The naso-gastric 6000…….suck the vomit before it becomes a problem! If you’re fast enough. You might even save a life! Not that management cares but who knows! !!!!
Don’t Judge Me. You can’t handle half of what I’ve seen or dealt with. There is a reason I do what I do. There’s a reason I am who I am. I am a Paramedic and sometimes I am the only thing that stands between you and that which will kill you.
People don’t see us for what we are sometimes but that doesn’t matter. Regardless of what they think, I know I’m doing good, I fix people and that’s the only fulfillment a Paramedic should need. We don’t ask for recognition, it’s the job and we do it tirelessly.